"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty, It may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party, but it helps my soldiers to remember. You can’t run an army without profanity, and it has to be eloquent profanity. An army without profanity couldn’t fight its way out of a piss-soaked paper bag.

As to the types of comments I make, I just... by God... get carried away with my own eloquence"

-- General George S. Patton Jr.

"The coarse language of the common man is nothing more than the outcry of an oppressed masses. A rage against the abuse and corruption of the plutocracy. It is thus the blue blooded butter-boats and other high society lickspittle continue to get their bloomers in a twist over it."

-- George Bernard Shaw

"If you're going to batty-fang the predatory bum fiddlers and their incompetent podsnappery, do your due diligence and be well read. A broad vocabulary and basket full of synonyms -- both modern and archaic -- is always more entertaining than an endless stream of lazy F-Bombs and other mundanery."

-- Jason M. Knight