ENOUGH With The PHP Hate

Most of your claims are outdated nonsense anyways!

It’s almost a comic tragedy that the people who insist on trying to use a language built for client-side code to perform server-side tasks; that has endless issues, bugs, and quirks; requiring so many workarounds people have built entire transpilers to try and fix the problems; one that we have spent decades bemoaning the shortcomings of; have the unmitigated gall to…