Assuming that’s sarcasm, given that we can pretty much tell IE to go suck an egg at this point.

My method for dealing with IE is now to set X-UA-Compatible to “9” so CC’s are enabled, and then use them to block sending style or scripting to IE.

Since if your sites are written properly and accessibly, that should still give them a usable — if very plain and basic — page. If it doesn’t… well, learn semantic markup, and try to keep the scripting-only stick in your pants. :D