Again the Failwind stupid so loud it's painful, taking a steaming dump on the HTML classes to say things that have ZERO damned business in the markup, pissing on multitargeting, caching, and dozens of other "why HTML and CSS exists" just to build a monument to the worst of 1990's development practices.

Just admit defeat, and go back to writing FONT/CENTER tags, tables for layout, and all those deprecated presentational attributes y'all so clearly and dearly miss with your ultra-WET non-semantic gibberish code.